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Interviewer: "So, Paul, did you ever think you'd go down on one knee again?"
Paul McCartney: "No, but please, I'd prefer you call her Heather."
TREAT YO SELF…..
to hair curlers and red lipstick

TREAT YO SELF…..

to hair curlers and red lipstick

i think today might be the day that i finally just lose it. 

here we go.

how can there be sadness in the world when mozzarella sticks are a thing