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stolzenballs

i am a twerk in progress
May 15 '13

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May 14 '13

and if you don’t like it, then hey fuck you!

May 12 '13
I had to go WAY too far down the Gatsby tag through a bunch of narcissist’s reviews of the film (a lot of them based on their oh-so-relevant expertise of sparknoting the book in high school) to find this gif, which, let’s face it, should really be the only thing that anyone has to say about the movie. 

I had to go WAY too far down the Gatsby tag through a bunch of narcissist’s reviews of the film (a lot of them based on their oh-so-relevant expertise of sparknoting the book in high school) to find this gif, which, let’s face it, should really be the only thing that anyone has to say about the movie. 

421 notes (via batsneedfriendstoo)Tags: in fact this will serve as my review THERE YOU HAVE IT PEOPLE his face is truly magical tho

May 11 '13

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May 11 '13
fuckyeah1990s:

mos—dope:

fuckyeah1990s:

LOL. VH1 is making a biopic about TLC… its probably going to be the worst movie ever made. Made for TV movies are usually the worst. 

is that lil mama?
that is lil mama
pls no

yes Lil Mama is playing Lisa Left Eye

omg whaaaaaa I’m going to hate-watch/ probably end up actually loving the shit out of this.

fuckyeah1990s:

mos—dope:

fuckyeah1990s:

LOL. VH1 is making a biopic about TLC… its probably going to be the worst movie ever made. Made for TV movies are usually the worst. 

is that lil mama?

that is lil mama

pls no

yes Lil Mama is playing Lisa Left Eye

omg whaaaaaa I’m going to hate-watch/ probably end up actually loving the shit out of this.

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May 11 '13

This photo set is titled, “The Afternoon That My Favorite Group of Toddlers Learned How to Use My iPhone.”

*fun story: I keep my phone in my bra usually because I never have pockets, and the day after most of these pictures were taken the kids kept  trying to get me to sit down and poked at my bra saying, “tees”, “tees”, which I later realized meant “cheese”, and was not actually an affectionate way of referring to my bosom.

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May 10 '13

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May 9 '13

over-think:

thedailywhat:

Viral Video of the Day: High School Student Schools His Teacher

Frustrated by receiving packets and worksheets instead of a lecture, Texas high school student Jeff Bliss shared his feelings about his teacher’s lack of engagement as she made him leave the classroom.

The teacher wasn’t even trying to understand what the kid was trying to say. She completely dismisses him. It doesn’t make sense to me why she teaches if she isn’t passionate about actually teaching her kids. Fuck you teacher. You’re part of the problem with the school system in this country. Too many fucking teachers who don’t give a shit and just show up for their paychecks.

I’m ragin’ a little bit right now. The upside though is that this long haired dude with a southern accent is awesome. It just makes me sad that he doesn’t have inspiring teachers. 

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May 8 '13

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May 5 '13
superseventies:

Diana Ross at Studio 54

superseventies:

Diana Ross at Studio 54

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