February 2012
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i wonder which parts of my brain light up when i...
PROLLY THE RAGE, DESPAIR, AND SADNESS PARTS.
dear internet,
my senior project advisor is making my life so incredibly difficult. i don’t know how to tell her just how awful she is. so instead i will complain about her to my internet. she does many bad things such as:
she makes appointments with me and then doesnt show up to them
she ignores my incessant knocking
she doesnt read my work when i send it to her in email form
etc etc
so internet wat...
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“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via drinkyourjuice)
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keep waking up at :51
4:51
5:51
6:51
7:51
WAT DOES IT MEAN
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just googled "can someone write my paper for me"
GOT A LOT OF POSITIVE RESPONSES.
A LITTLE TOO TEMPTING, I SAY.
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Highlights from an afternoon with a 7-year-old.
him: There’s a boy that comes here that’s like 25. [giggles]
me: Yeah, sometimes people of all ages need help reading. Okay, read the next paragraph.
him: He’s.. he’s…colored. [kind of giggles]
me: [shocked that a seven year old is using such outdated language, wondering if its possible that his parents actually use that word] Okay, come on, next paragraph.
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and suddenly i was crying, eating ice cream, and...
the crying may or may not be unrelated to ms houston’s death.
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over-think replied to your post: I was wondering why they haven’t come up with a…
pretty sure any kind of ADD/ADHD medicine will do that. i took an adderall once and i got shit DONE.
Yeah, I was thinking that as I was writing, but that’s not exactly what I’m talking about. I basically want a drug that I can take and then I wake up 12 hours later with all my work done. Yeah, not...
I was wondering why they haven’t come up with a drug that cures procrastination yet, but then I realized that anyone who would actually benefit from the drug wouldn’t be motivated enough to develop it in the first place
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yooooooooooouuu makee meeeeeee feeeeeel sooooooo...
I WASTE SO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNETS
WILL SOMEONE TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS GOSHDARN THING
I don’t understand why its inherently scary or terrible to be a part of, or to buy into a brand name FOR the purpose of being part of something, no matter how superficial that may be. Please tell me why that is inherently wrong.
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usually
usually having a brand new beautiful outfit infinitely increases my motivation to get up and go but i have an infinite amount of anxiety stopping me from feeling that way this morning
not cool body, not cool